See, the whole gag across this site, if you haven’t noticed, is
that everything is grotesquely corporatized. But I can table the
bit to introduce my wife. She deserves better. So, meet Theresa!
In truth, I’m humbled and honored to share my life with hers,
and we do collaborate on yoga and writing stuff, so I recommend
her products and services unequivocally. The kickbacks I receive
are karmic and marital, so thank you.